If you were a fan of Law and Order, then you'll remember all the great one-liners from the late Jerry Orbach. Well, someone has collected many of them on this page and that page. Rest in peace, Lennie.

Lab technician (trying to establish the age of a skeleton): "Once we get the chemical analysis, we can narrow it down."

Lennie: "Great. When you get an answer, give me a call at the retirement home."