My Dad rode the Long Island Railroad for years. As I recall his stories, he was not a big fan of the experience. Now they apparently have a new service, as related by current LIR rider David Spector:



"Here's an interesting notice found in the bathrooms of certain Long Island Rail Road trains. Once you see it, you'll wonder exactly what on earth the LIRR has in store (besides ever-increasing fares, late trains, and generally poor service) for its riders."

Photo here.
Boing Boing link here.