I'm really pretty mad about this. "Oh, this is the find of the century!" "This proves it once and for all!" "I'm completely convinced now!" The Bigfoot video was finally released, and it's this blurry, and grainy, and sucky footage of what might be a Sasquatch and what might be a fisherman in waders. It could be your mama for all you could see in this sorry video. Anyways, it's here, though it's not worth your time.

My name is Disillusioned. The only confirmed sasquatch sighting this week is on this Canadian stamp.