There's always something good at McSweeney's. These little gems escaped my attention till now. They are called "Open Letters to People or Entities Who are Unlikely to Respond."

Some of them include:

"An Open Letter to the Gentleman at the Bar Who Asked if I Would Like a Piece of Him."

"An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning."

"An Open Letter to Keith Richard's Immune System."

"An Open Letter to My Low Cut Pants."

"An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Concerning What's New in My Reproductive Area."