This was an original post for my sister Kerri's birthday, on March 2nd. I knew Kerri would get a good laugh out of these. But, check it out, there's been an update since then:

Some guy named Longmire took to rewriting Romance Novel Titles. Then he asked for other people to do the same. These are hilarious. I wish I could post all my favorites here, but I'll limit myself to four. There are many more on Longmire's site. Longmire's titles are here. His reader's titles are here.