Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Additional Ways To Leave Your Lover
According to the Morning News, Paul Simon fell a little short of his promised 50 in "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." So, the site offers another 45. Some of these are priceless.
Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover:
44. Feed her to a shark, Mark
43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy
36. Fake your own death, Beth
30. Bury her alive, Clive
29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly
21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge
posted by The Daily Pick at 2:33 AM
And do you have something like 45 ways to get one?