According to the Morning News, Paul Simon fell a little short of his promised 50 in "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." So, the site offers another 45. Some of these are priceless.

Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover:

44. Feed her to a shark, Mark

43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy

36. Fake your own death, Beth

30. Bury her alive, Clive

29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly

21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge

And do you have something like 45 ways to get one?

Vignesh