The Sneeze asked its readers a simple question and received over 100 strange, wonderful, offensive, nonsensical and/or original answers.

I have a quick question about zombies.

I know they really want to eat my brains, but what happens if they just can't get any brains, for like 6 months? Do they pass out? Do they get really irritable from low blood sugar? I don't get it. Would a chimp brain do in a pinch?

Does anyone know the zombie rules? Enlighten me. The comment board is open.